What was that?

[Uzaki]

So, I was talking with a few friends the other night about when you listen to music and you think you hear the lyrics when you’re actually not. When it just is so wrong.



You have anything you misheard when you were younger or know someone sang wrong?

Here’s a few we came up with!

R.E.M - ”Losing my religion”
Right: ”That\'s me in the corner”
Wrong: “Let’s pee in the corner”

Jimi Hendrix –”Purple haze”
Right: ”Excuse me while I kiss the sky”
Wrong: ”Excuse me why I kiss this guy”

Creedence Clearwater Revival –”Bad moon rising”
Right: ”There\'s a bad moon on the rise”
Wrong: ”There\'s a bathroom on the right”

Nightwish – ”Wishmaster”
Right: ”Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster”
Wrong: ”Hamster! A Dentist hard porn Steven Seagul warrior, this rifle in me, the Fishmaster”

Led Zeppelin – ”Kashmir”
Right: "Sit with elders of a gentle race"
Wrong: "Secret Elvis of a gentle race"

Janis Joplin – ”Mercedes Benz”
Right: "Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends"
Wrong: "Work hard on my lap dance, no help from my hands"

Bryan Adams – ”Summer of \'69”
Right: "I got my first real sixstring, bought it at the Five and Dime"
Wrong: "I got my first real sex dream, thought I was five at the time"

Yazoo – ”Only you”
Right: ”All I needed was the love you gave”
Wrong: "All I needed was to love you gay"

Europe – ”The final countdown”
Right: ”It\'s the final countdown”
Wrong: ”It\'s a fire downtown”

Guns \'N Roses – ”Paradise city”
Right: ”Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty”
Wrong: ”Take me down to the paralyze city where the glass is clean and the girls are pretty”  

[Trillian]

Cold Chisel - "Cheap Wine"
Right: "Cheap wine and a three day growth"
Wrong: "Cheap wine and a three legged goat"

[The Cedar Witch]

Chevelle - "The Red"
right: seeing red again
wrong: sing reggae

Pearl Jam - "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter"
right: Hearts and thoughts they fade away
wrong: Hearts and farts they fade away

Corrosion of Comfort - "King of the Rotten"
right: Would you be my queen of this desperate land
wrong: Would you be my queen of this lesbian land




Yeah.... ^^;