(Continued from \'Southern Congeniality\')The ride to Gene\'s place was highly amusing for Sam. He\'d been told that he must find 786 Acrilo Street and been given vague directions to the place, but the entire route was punctuated by Gene second-guessing the turns they made, craning his neck to (fruitlessly) see where they\'d been and usually deciding they were going in the right direction anyway, before he moaned about being dizzy and wishing things would stop spinnin\'.
At any point, Samuel could\'ve just put the address into his iPhone and had Google Maps show him the way, but he wasn\'t averse to doing it this way. Gene was highly aware of just how drunk he was by this stage and when he occasionally believed Sam was safely travelling down the right road, he fell to lamenting his state and pondering how Orias was faring instead of turning them up blind alleys or into random cul de sacs. Samuel used the vampire\'s name first in conversation, but it didn\'t occur to Gene to question that, for he hadn\'t realised just how much information the vampire had gleaned from his thoughts. He was too drunk to think straight anyway.
Samuel wasn\'t sure how to take Gene\'s worry over Orias\' reaction. On the one hand, it seemed perfectly reasonable to imagine a vampire objecting to his lover being brought home - thoroughly intoxicated - by another, strange vampire, hours after he\'d been expecting him and being upset.
Very upset. Especially when the smell of him was pretty much everywhere on the pretty mortal in question.
On the other hand, Samuel had an instinct about things, about people, that he couldn\'t shake, and he pondered the nature of the relationship when Gene groaned that Orias was gonna\' be
soooo worried about him. Just that. It wasn\'t an extravagant statement, nothing overtly hinting at anything even untoward, there was just... a
feeling he got from the way Gene spoke that made him wonder.
Of course, he also reasonably had to admit that any such doubts he had about Gene\'s relationship were likely selfish and deviously motivated. The more he\'d got to know the guy, the more interested he\'d got. Not smart, but he couldn\'t help it.
When they finally got to the right address, Samuel eased the truck (as quietly as he was able) into the driveway beside the blue one already in residence, afraid of getting too close to it, afraid of driving on the grass (some people were
really picky about that sort of thing) and hoping to Hell Gene was careful when he got out. That\'s when the fun
really began in earnest.
Samuel was at Gene\'s door and had it open while he was still fumbling for the handle inside, and more or less picked him up and hefted him out of the vehicle, supporting him again as he walked him to the lawn. More laughter and some jostling ensued (as Gene imagined Sam was coming onto him again) and the vampire was acutely aware of just how close they were to the house, glancing at it even as he, "Shh!"ed Gene.
Samuel then declared he\'d do the right thing and walk Gene to the door before he walked home to the Chambers.
Gene told him he shouldn\'t.
Sam insisted it was the southern way.
Gene responded in a less polite manner than anyone gave southerners credit for being able to pull off.
Sam stifled a snort of laughter and bit back his amusement as he hissed back that he
would be a gentleman.
Gene assured him it wasn\'t necessary, that he could use his keys to get in and thank you all the same.
Then came the leap-crabbing across the lawn as Samuel simply headed for the door and Gene hauled him back. He allowed himself to be grasped by the arms (though the cast was awkward at best) and pressed his face close to Gene\'s, speaking earnestly to him, his own hands on the mortal\'s hips. "Look," he whispered, "I\'m not tryin\' to make trouble for you, it just doesn\'t
sit right that I pull into your driveway and then walk away - I ain\'t built like that! I won\'t stay, let me just see you in the door and I\'ll
go!" he begged.
Unfortunately, the decision was made for them as, just then, light from the front porch spilled across the lawn and highlighted the two of them, clinging together like five year olds scared of a spider and insisting the other one go kill it. They turned their heads in tandem and Samuel suddenly got his first look at the boyfriend gifted to Gene by the Gods. In the flesh anyway, as he\'d already seen him through Gene\'s mind\'s eye. That hadn\'t
quite done him justice, though, and Samuel was momentarily struck dumb.