He glanced around wildly as she darted upstairs, listening for both the slamming of her door and the slamming of Pierre's car door outside. The only thoughts present were curses for his fledge and himself for doing such a childish thing in the middle of his living room. Damien was about to toss Rachel's shirt behind the couch, crumpled in a pile in front of the entertainment center, which still featured Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy looking distastefully at Elizabeth, when the door opened abruptly and Pierre stood staring down the hallway. "Damien!"
Cazzo.
There was a moment of pause that lingered far too long for the elder vampire. He knew that the instant that Pierre had opened that door he was hit in the face with the scents of arousal - both Rachel's and Damien's - while being greeted by an awkwardly ruffled Damien holding onto a shirt which was clearly not his own. He couldn't even imagine what was going through his mind.
"Oh," the younger said, astonished, to make matters worse. He spun without another word and closed the door behind him, embarrassed.
Guilt sprang to the forefront of his mind. Guilt, and anger, and worry. What had Pierre thought had happened? Did he think that he had seduced Rachel? Violated her? Betrayed her? Fucked her? Panic pushed him through the hallway and out the front door after him. "Jean-Luc, wait!"
But by then Pierre had already opened his car door back up and sober-faced, was trying to return to his seat. His expression was both confusion and shock. "No, I've interrupted something. I'll leave."
"Pierre wait," he demanded in his panic.
"No. I should have just called first. I'm sorry, I just thought - "
"It's not what you think it is,"
"Nope, I think it's exactly what I think it is."
"Pierre."
"Good!" The shock seemed to be wearing off and a hint of laughter bubbled up, to Damien's horror. "You should get laid!"
"Jean-Luc!" Anger flared in his chest now. "I wasn't getting... it's not what... I'm not - "
But Pierre had put his hand over his sire's mouth as he rambled for an explanation. "Ok stop. What, you think I haven't been around you when you were aroused before? You think I don't know what this is?" If he had been human, Damien's face would have flushed. Instead he pushed Pierre's hand off of his mouth more violently than he meant to. No one was supposed to know this about him. No one. Not even Rachel. Now Pierre knew. Now Pierre knew that he had awoken after centuries of chastity and loyalty.
"We were just kissing," he blurted out, suddenly feeling like a teenager who was caught by his parents.
"Why?"
"Why, what?" Damien said confused and cautious.
"Guillaume," Pierre started, throwing an arm around his sire's neck. With Pierre so close to him, he couldn't help but be aware of his own hardness which he had heretofore done nothing about. Damien tried not to think about it but found that difficult as Pierre's lecture continued. "I know that you still have this... thing for Lucretia. She's your sire, your first lover, and the center of your world. I get it. But she's gone now," Pierre tried to say as kindly as he could. Damien, still in a panicked mode remained silent to try to understand what was going on. "I'm just surprised that this hasn't happened sooner, you and Storm."
"What?"
Pierre laughed. "You two have been so obvious for months now. It was killing us to see you two denying it. We were about to start taking bets."
Damien, still not fully comprehending what Pierre was saying, "What? Pierre, I didn't... I mean she and I were... Wait. Who was taking bets?"
He snorted a laugh. "Uhm, all of us. I'm pretty sure even Odessa knows what's up."
If he had the ability to, he would have melted into a puddle of embarrassment. So all of his children had known his feelings all along. Pierre, Jenella. Even Odessa and Nadia. He wanted to just go out into the woods and never see anyone's face again. There was that stupid human feeling again that had been so annoying lately. How appropriate, he thought hanging his head. He swore out loud in an old, forgotten language.
"Hey, relax, would ya? Look, we all think that this is the best thing that's happened for you in a long time. You're finally not all sour and bitter all the time. Every now and then you even smile."
Damien scowled and left Pierre's embrace. "So what are you even here for anyway? Now that you've -"
"- interrupted Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Darcy?"
Damien's scowl deepened. Pierre laughed before taking a moment to sober up.
"Actually, I received a call from someone I hadn't heard from in a while," Pierre said, avoiding his eye contact and choosing his words carefully. Too carefully for Damien's sake. Nikolai, he thought to himself, knowing instinctively that he was right. "Apparently there's something happening with the Oligarchy. Something has made the Mimic demons leave."
"Have you inspected this yourself?" His expression turned suddenly hard and anxious. Now he understood why he received no phone call first.
Pierre shook his head. "I just received this call before I came."
"And did Nikolai say anything else?" Pierre winced at the name and shook his head, saying nothing else. Now Pierre was the one back in child's shoes, talking to someone he knows he shouldn't have. "Ok. Put a watch on the Oligarchy. All of them. I want to know everything I can. I want to know if there are Mimic Demons there or not. I want to know why they left and when they return. I want to know when he learned this, how long it's been happening, everything. I want a list of activity."
"You want a tail on every Oligarch?"
Damien shook his head. They didn't have enough manpower for that sort of thing. "Just a camp-out. I'm not taking that coward's word to heart, but if anything has proves useful, I may start using his name again properly."
"Got it," Pierre said solemnly, returning Damien to a sense of authority. He was able to forget what Pierre had just interrupted until his son smirked and said, "I guess I'll leave you two alone then. Remember to go slower than you think you have to." With a wink and a soft grunt of pain, Pierre was in his car before Damien fully understood what he meant. The elder shouted his fledge's name as he pulled off down the driveway as his words brought on that awkward feeling again.
He locked the door when he stepped inside, picking up Rachel's shirt from where he had dropped it in his hurry to chase Pierre. The house still smelled like their bodies, though not as strongly as if they had explored each other fully. When he focused on it, he could hear Rachel's heart moving like a hummingbirds upstairs, undoubtedly curled up on the bed with her knees pulled into her chest. Damien climbed the stairs, opened the door and saw that this was indeed the case. Once he closed the door, he collapsed into a pathetic fit of ironic laughter.