"Vice principal at Harm's old elementary school," Gary answered but before he could continue, Fiona called, “They’re here!” from inside the house – loudly enough that it travelled through the glass doors to them.
Gary looked over his shoulder at Harm and grinned. “You better get inside and see your baby,” he teased.
Harm rolled his eyes but his smile proved that he was pleased. He tugged Trick's hand, pulling him back towards the house. “I looked after Joe so much when he was little that they started calling him my baby,” he explained wryly as they went, releasing him in order to open the door and stepping back inside, expecting Trick would close it behind him. "It stuck."
They only got as far as the edge of the lounge before an ungodly scream barrelled down the long hallway, barely ahead of the gangly teenager that issued it. “HARM!!” he screeched, his pubescent voice cracking into an uncomfortably high register as excitement got the best of him. He was clearly unfazed by the high pitch.
“Oh, shit,” Harm swore, coming to a stop when he saw his brother running down the corridor at full speed towards him, like an overgrown puppy (with only slightly more coordination). Harm put his Coke can down on the tiled floor and straightened hastily, sliding one foot behind himself, bracing for impact. He soon realised his little brother was coming faster than he’d anticipated. And he’d grown again. “N-no, Joe! Stop! Wait! Joe!” he called, holding out both hands in front of him uselessly as he was body slammed by an enormous, overexcited fourteen year old.
Harm staggered backwards onto his braced foot and then had to take another step back but he managed to bear up under the brutal impact and stay on his feet. His brother was taller and more muscular than Harm – though he wouldn’t look Trick in the eye when he straightened, having only just reached six feet – his limbs long and bare in a pair of basketball shorts and a T-shirt. He had brown eyes and a sweet face that favoured his father’s looks without the square jaw. His most notable feature was the mop of spiralling sandy blond curls bouncing atop his head, dangling partially in his eyes and over his ears.
"Jesus Christ, Joe," Harm groaned, fighting off Joe's grabbing arms and lifting legs - it was like he was swimming on Harm, rubbing his face against Harm's and nuzzling him like a huge cat.
"You didn't tell me you were coming!" Joe bellowed.
"I only decided... tonight," Harm grunted, catching Joe's leg and holding it up near his left shoulder in an effort to stop him accosting him. "Stand still! For fuck's sake, you stink," he choked, his words drowned out by their mother calling down the hallway.
"Joseph! Got off your brother and go shower! And wash your hair, it's filthy!" she ordered.
Because Trick wasn't buried under a teenager, he would be able to see that Fiona was walking down the hallway with the final family members. Quentin was Trick's height and bore a striking resemblance to Clark Kent. His jaw was square, his muscles straining the maroon polo shirt he was wearing (tucked into khaki chinos with leather boots), his eyes dark beneath a noble brow. His hair was faded with a perfectly styled length on the top, swept to the right with a good amount of product to hold its smooth curve. He was movie star quality good looking and always proudly told the stories of people asking him if he was related to Chris Hemsworth and Jason Mamoa.
Beside him - and wrapped up in Fiona's embrace as they walked together - was a statuesque redhead. She wore tight blue jeans that accented her perfect curves and brown sued ankle boots with three inch heels that complemented her purple off-the-shoulder cowl-necked sweater shirt. Its sleeves were pushed up to her elbows, revealing milky white skin covered with freckles, much as her shoulder sported. Her breasts were well presented in the clinging wool and her hair sleekly styled and hanging to her shoulders. It framed her beautiful, heart-shaped face and accented her large green eyes, which were laughing as Fiona joked with her. Quentin spent his walk down the hall staring assessingly at Trick.
Joe finally stopped land swimming on Harm and grabbed his face, pressing his forehead to Harm's. "I'm glad you're here. It's been forever! Is that... Trick?" he asked in an obvious stage whisper, his gaze flicking to where Trick stood nearby.
"Of course it is," Harm sighed impatiently, trying to get out from under his big little brother to no avail.
While he squirmed, Joe rolled his jaw to the side so that he was still connected to Harm's forehead but looking at Trick. "He's preeeetty," Joe crooned, reaching a long arm towards Trick, a bony finger poking towards his face.
Harm was suddenly highly motivated to drop Joe's leg. He did so and reached over to slap his brother's hand with a loud crack. "No!" he said.
Joe whimpered and began reaching again. "But... he's gorgeous! Is he wearing makeup? His eyelashes are ridiculous!"
This time, Harm grabbed Joe's wrist and hauled his arm back to clutch it between their chests. "No, that's just the way they always look, he's right there you know, you're embarrassing him!" Harm said through gritted teeth his own cheeks flushing with the same emotion. He shouldn't have been surprised.
"But-!" Joe whined and Harm growled warningly at him. Joe lined his face up with Harm's again, smushing his nose into Harm's and growling back, the two of them glaring and snarling for a few seconds before it abruptly shut off when Joe pulled back. "Fine," he announced, disentangling himself from Harm. "I'll be good," he promised and stepped over to stand right in front of Trick with a sweet smile and his hand held out to be shaken in a very civilised manner. "Hi, Trick, I'm Joe! I'm really pleased to meet you at last," he declared with meaningful enthusiasm, waggling his eyebrows.
Harm wrapped an arm across his body and rested his other elbow on his forearm just so he could lift a hand to cover his face and shake his head. Since Joe was the only one in the family that knew the whole truth about his and Trick's relationship, he needed a chance to warn his little brother to keep his mouth shut about the duration of his and Trick's relationship but he knew he wouldn't get a chance.
"JOE! Shower!" his mother yelled again, seeing he was still standing in the living room. Meanwhile, their stroll down the hall continued at an ambling pace.